FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 23, 1997
Transcript:
Andy: Peter, what do you want for lunch today? Peter: Oh, gosh, I dunno...peanut butter and jelly would be good...bologna and cheese would be good...turkey...tuna...ham...salami...that egg salad you sometimes make... Andy: So, any of those? Peter: No, no - all of those. Andy: Did I mention I saw our grocer test-driving a porsche last week? Peter: You know, these "family-sized" boxes are grossly mislabeled.
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