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FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 11, 1998
February 10, 1998
February 12, 1998
Transcript:
Peter: Mom says dinner's in a half-hour. Jason: Hee hee hee... Peter: What's so funny? Jason: I have to give Valentine's cards to all the girls in my class this year, and I just came up with the perfect idea. I'll go to the grocery store, buy a blob of steak, chop it up, put a bit in each envelope and write, "For you, valentine, a piece of my heart." Peter: You know, five years from now when you can't buy yourself a date... Jason: Now, for Eileen Jacobson, who likes me, I'll need to find something even grosser.
I want to do that now.