FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 14, 1998
Transcript:
Jason: I swear, if Valentine's day never comes again, it'll be too soon for me. All this emphasis on lovey-dovey nonsense...exchanging cards..finding out who likes whom...this Valentine guy must've been some sort of sadist! It's like the whole point of this day is to make guys' lives miserable. Andy: Ahem. Jason: Ok, I'll admit some women have it pretty rough, too. Roger: And for the love of my life, a new extension cord!
aw how romantic