FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 28, 1998
Transcript:
Paige: You'd be proud of me, Dr. Ting. Teacher: Oh? Paige: Even though our power went out from the storm, I somehow managed to read the assigned 46 chapters in our textbook using the light from birthday candles, glow-in-the-dark toys, and the occasional flashes from lightning. It was a total nightmare, but I am ready for today's quiz! I mean, we are having a quiz today, aren't we? Teacher: Well, see, my power went out too, and since I keep quizzes on my computer... Student: Paige! Don't! That book is school property! Teacher: But you're right--I am proud of you.
I would have blow up the book and the school