FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 04, 1998
Transcript:
Peter: Time travel?!? Are you insane?? Jason: It's the perfect solution to my predicament, Peter. I figure out a way to go back a week, warn myself about Eileen Jacobson's little scheme, and in doing so, prevent myself from making the biggest gaffe of my life! What could be simpler? Peter: Well, the term "everything" leaps to mind. Jason: Let's see...I guess I should start by debunking Einstein...
“First of all that is horrible. Second of all, that’s not how it works.”