FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 03, 1998
Transcript:
Jason: Eileen, c'mon! You've got to give me a second chance! Eileen Jacobson: Right. Jason: I'm new at this "liking girls" stuff! I'm bound to stumble a little! I'll tell Marcus the next opportunity I get! I swear! Cross my heart! Marcus: Tell me what? Jason: Marcus! Um...well...er...gulp... Eileen, c'mon! You've got to give me a third chance! Eileen Jacobson: Wrong.
You gotta give me an 5.37 * 10^82938 chance.