FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 18, 1998
Transcript:
Mother: Katherine was so excited you were coming that she wanted to wear her fancy new dress. Paige: Aw, how cute. Mother: Paige, you look a little tired. Are you sure you're up to babysitting? Paige: Don't be silly, Ms. O'Dell. I'm fine. Your pillow and I will have a great time together. Mother: Pillow? Paige: I mean sofa. I mean bed. I mean daughter.
“I mean sofa. I mean bed. I mean daughter.” In any other context…