FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 20, 1998
Transcript:
Jason: Paige_is_ugly. Computer: Incorrect password. Please re-enter. Jason: Paige_is_a_dolt. Computer: Incorrect password. Please re-enter. Jason: Paige_is_a_raving_lunatic_psycho. Computer: Incorrect password. Please re-enter. Marcus: You take longer to log on than anyone I know. Jason: All_of_the_above. Computer: (beep) Welcome, Jason Fox.
So Paige is ugly, a dolt, and a raving lunatic psycho.