FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 08, 1998

Transcript:

Marcus: Jasonezer Scrooge...it is I, your former partner... Jason: Jacob Marcusly?! But...But...you're dead! Marcus: That's right, Jasonezer. I have returned as a ghost to tell you something. Jason: What? Marcus: That if you continue on your present course, you'll end up like me. Jason: Cool. Marcus: I thought you'd like that. Jason: Oh, man, my sister is going to freak!