FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 10, 1998
Transcript:
Paige: Jasonezer...wake up... Jason: Who are you? Paige: I am the Ghost of Christmas Past. I have come to take you back to a time when life was fun and joyous and wonderfully carefree. Jason: There must be some mistake. This is before I was born. Paige: See how happy I was?! See?! See?!
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