FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 14, 1998
Transcript:
Peter: Ok, Jasonezer, I'm back. Jason: You still don't look like the Ghost of Christmas Present. Peter: I've got the torch, the coat, the holly...what's missing? Jason: You're supposed to have a mountain of food at your feet. Jason: Geese...turkey...great joints of meat...sausages...poultry...cakes...pies...apples...oranges...pears...game...barrels of oysters...suckling pigs...chestnuts... Jason: Don't tell me. Peter: Hey, I had a (burp) light lunch, ok?!
He should be fired