FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 19, 1998
Transcript:
Jason: You there! What day is it? Person: Today? Why, it's a school day, Mr. Jasonezer, sir! Jason: A school day! A school day! The spirits have worked their magic in time to return me on a school day! Andy: Did you hear me?! Jason: I'm as light as a feather! I'm as giddy as a- Andy: I said it's a school day, Jason! Jason: All right! All right! I'm up! Andy: And you're only almost as light as a feather.
Has Jason ever considered eating more?