FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 16, 1999
Transcript:
Andy (mother): I thought you were plugging your stock in all the online chat rooms. Jason (youngest son): It's over, Mom. My internet company is as dead as a doornail. Andy (mother): What happened? Jason (youngest son): All these investor types kept asking to see stuff. Andy (mother): They called your bluff, eh? Jason (youngest son): The only thing I had handy to send them was this one dinky little program I'd written for fun. Andy (mother): And it killed off interest? Jason (youngest son): Actually, it killed off the internet. TV: Our top story tonight: The "Darth Jason" computer virus. Is there hope for mankind?
Oh my lord