FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 30, 1999
Transcript:
Jason (youngest son): Where are you going? Peter (oldest son): Out to the driveway to shoot some hoops. I figure with Michael Jordan now retired, the NBA's going to be in dire need of a new superstar to fill the void. Hey, with enough practice, it could be me! Jason (youngest son): You're looking at a fair amount of work. Peter (oldest son): No duh. Fortunately, I have a real passion for the game. Jason (youngest son): I meant shoveling last night's snow off the driveway first. Peter (oldest son): Eh, forget it, then.
Whatever happened to your “passion”, Peter?