FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 06, 1999
Transcript:
Peter (oldest son): Blecch! Mom, what is this?! Andy (mother): It's milk. Peter (oldest son): It's skim milk! You know I hate skim milk! I like whole milk! Andy (mother): This is healthier for you. Peter (oldest son): Healthy-shmealthy! I'm not drinking this! I want whole milk! Whatever you say. My point was that our whole milk was way past its expiration. Peter (oldest son): It still tasted better.
Heh heh… Skim milk is water lying about being milk!