FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 09, 1999
March 08, 1999
March 10, 1999
Transcript:
Jason (youngest son): Quincy snuck out of his cage last night and chewed up and ate my entire math textbook. Then this morning he puked it into my hair while I was sleeping. Paige (daughter): Jason, why are you telling me this at breakfast?! Do you want me to throw up, too?! Jason (youngest son): Fortunately, I had my entire math textbook memorized. Paige (daughter): I'll take that as a "yes."
yeah, math textbooks aren’t good for the stomach. read them instead of eating them, kids.