FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 31, 1999
Transcript:
Roger: Why the long face? Jason: Peter gave me his old magic set, but all the tricks in it are really lame. Look at this junk-cups and balls...sponge rabbits...a handkerchief that changes color...they call this MAGIC?! Where's the fire?! Where are the tigers?! Where's the bed of spears I can dangle myself over while I try to get out of leg irons?! Roger: Dear, I take back all those jokes about our hair going gray. Jason: What I realy need is a good straitjacket.
What? No man-eating chihuahua?