FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 16, 1999
Transcript:
Roger: I'm such an idiot! Here I am with no job, and I'm spending $200 I can't afford for a booklet about personal wealth! Willy Millions is nothing more than a two-bit scam artist hiding behind a flashy infomercial! I have a good mind to attend his $800 live seminar and tell him to his face!
Are you KIDDING me!?