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FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 24, 1999
Transcript:
Roger: You'll be pleased to know I've given up day trading stocks. Andy: Thank you. Roger: It was just too risky...too stressful...too easy to lose one's shirt... as Dirty Harry once said, a man's got to know his limitations. Andy: So I can finally use my computer again? Roger: My point was I didn't know my limitations. Andy: Where's my computer?! Kid: Hey, dad - why are we having a yard sale?
Yeah, I don’t think a yard sale will get his money back.