FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 15, 1999

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Jason: My paladin carefully opens the front door. Marcus: And he dies instantly. Jason: I think I'm going to like this dungeon. Marcus: A shadow attacks from the west! Jason: My elf fires a barrage of +2 arrows. Marcus: No effect. Jason: My warlock uses his lighning staff. Marcus: No effect. Jason: My hobbit tosses a grenade of the gods. Marcus: No effect. Jason: None?? Man, there's got to be some way to kill this thing. Paige: Have it spend a Sunday trapped iin the house with you two geeks. Marcus: The shadow demon retreats, you're free to fire over there. Jason: I hope you've got some+B armor, Paige!