FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 13, 1999

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Jason: Let's see...I should probably put this glass of water in the Southeast. Paige: What are you doing? Jason: Feng-shuiing my room. It's the ancient chinese art of arranging one's enviroment to maximize positive energy. I want to up my odds of success when I open this new pack of Pokemon cards. I'll admit changing the grain of my carpet to face the right way was a pain, but if it'll get me a holo-foil Charizard card, the three days it took will be worth it. You've got your usual "I think I'm going to puke" face on, I see. Paige: Should I do it in the Southeast as well?