FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 25, 1999
Transcript:
Roger: Ok, I hid those big bags of candy I bought for Halloween. Andy: How come? Roger: Every year they always get broken into and eaten before the big night. This year they'll be safe. Andy: Couldn't you just tell the kids not to touch them? Roger: It's not the kids I'm hiding them from. Andy: Heh-heh.
He doesn’t trust his own wife.