FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 05, 2000

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iFruit: Welcome to iFruit. Hug me. Jason: Fat chance. iFruit: (Beep) Error communicating with keyboard. Check connection at rear port. Jason: Ha ha. iFruit: I'm serious. You need to reach your arms around me and fiddle with the connector. Jason: It's just a trick to get a hug. I can see right through you. iFruit: Dang translucent plastics. Jason: So tell me, which of my favorite games will we not play today?