FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 14, 2000
Transcript:
Jason: What's that you're reading? Peter: Kafka's "The Metamorphosis." It's about this guy who turns into a giant insect and freaks out his family. Jason: Cool. Is he a mad scientist or something? Peter: No, he just wakes up like that one day. Jason: Hmm. I may have to start taking more naps. Peter: Trust me. You're pest enough as it is.
Burn!