FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 25, 2000
Transcript:
Peter: Buck up, Jasolyn. Sure, your friends will likely loathe and detest you now that you've turned into a girl. But you have to remember things could be even worse. Jason: How's that? Peter: Imagine if they didn't. Jason: I don't follow... Marcus: I picked these for you, gorgeous.
JASON!!! TURN BACK INTO A BOY!!!! PLEASE!!