FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 29, 2000
Transcript:
Paige: Nicole, what if we get caught. Nicole: We aren't going to get caught. Paige: What if our parents find out? Nicole: They aren't going to find out. Paige: What if we go through life tortured by the knowledge that we stole a CD from this store? Nicole: Paige, this is a mall. In two months, this store won't even be here. Paige: Ah, the complicated ethics of the 1990s. Nicole: Think of this as one less item they'll have to bother liquidating.
Sometimes cartoonists take breaks, guys. What’ll the newspaper do, have a blank spot in the funnies for a week or put in some reruns that a fair portion of the audience actually hadn’t read yet?