FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 25, 2000
Transcript:
Roger: Sir, about this memo you sent out. The one asking employees to gain weight and dress badly for the upcoming company photo, so that you'll look extra good by comparison. Boss: What about it? Roger: How come I didn't get a copy? Boss: By the way Fox, I want you standing at my side. Roger: That's flattering, sir, but you aren't answering my question.
This ceo SUCKS