FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 04, 2000
Transcript:
Newscaster on TV: In other news, the notorious "I-don't-love-you-Eileen-Jacobson" e-mail virus continues to wreak havoc with the world's computers. Sources close to the investigation tell us authorities do have a suspected author and are moving in at this very moment. Door bell: Ding, dong! Peter: I told you that copyright line was a bad idea. Jason: How long will it take to skateboard to Mexico?
Ok, Jason, at a certain point denial goes too far