FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 04, 2000

Transcript:

Jason: So where'd you hide Phoebe's journal, you thieving prankster? Marcus: I told you, I didn't take it! Why won't you believe me?! Jason: Marcus, we found your fingerprint at the crime scene! It's obvious you're the culprit! Marcus: So?! I believed you when you denied your guilt! Jason: I just had motive, opportunity and a track record - this is a fingerprint, larceny-boy! Marcus: Keep it up and you'll have knuckleprints, too.