FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 12, 2000
Transcript:
Jason: What do you mean you couldn't have written this?! Marcus: It's in your trademark secret code! Eileen: Yes, but it's in lavender glitter ink! Ask my mom! I'd never use one of those pens! Jason: Hmm. Marcus: But who else knows your code? Phoebe: Well, Phoebe does, but... Phoebe: But...but...keep going...
But EUGENE!