FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 26, 2000

Transcript:

Peter: Who are you? Turkey ghost: I'm your worst nightmare, pal. I am the ghost of Tom Turkey, returned from the grave to serve up a heaping helping of post-Thanksgiving justice! It's time to turn the dining room tables! Time to put the paper booties on the other feet! So, without any further ado, I'll just pick up this big heavy carving knife, and...and...and...oof...and...Peter: I suppose it doesn't help that I ate all your muscles. Turkey ghost: You choose yur worst nightmares well, I see.