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Jason: I'll chop the carrots for the salad. Aaaa! I cut off my finger! Call 9-1-1! I realize it'd be more convincing with ketchup, but I'm saving that for when I grate the cheese. How come I always have to go set the table?!
I have nrasobphobia. So SHUT UP.