FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 22, 2001
Transcript:
Jason: It's evil! It corrupts! It was forged in the cracks of doom! IT MUST BE DESTROYED! Destroy it! Destroy it! Save Middle Earth! Marcus: Munch munch munch munch Jason: I wonder if anyone else plays "Lord of the Onion Rings"? Marcus: Um, judging by the stares we're getting...
(Not 100% accurate) forged deep within the lands of mordor, lord sauron forges a master ring, one ring to rule them all!