FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 16, 2001
Transcript:
Eileen: I don't see why you have to make it "Harry Potter" VERSUS "Lord of the Rings," Jason. They're books and movies, not sports teams! Can't we fans just acknowledge our differing preferences and co-exist in mutual respect and non-demeaning harmony? Jason: And I thought Hobbits lived in a fantasy world. Eileen: Don't make me zap you.
NERDS!!!!