FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 23, 2002
Transcript:
Paige: If Jason gets braces, how will he break the news to his little sweetheart Eileen? Peter: With his usual charm, I'm sure. Jason: Ha ha, Eileen! Now you'll want to kiss me even less! Eileen: It this one of those "Negative Infinity Minus One" questions?
Stop fooling Eileen. You know it was 2 minus 1 on a scale of 10.