FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 25, 2002
Transcript:
Jason: Mom, Peter rented "Grand Zombie Auto 3"! The video game voted "most likely to scar children" by the editors of Good Parenting Digest! The game called "sick" "twisted" and "deeply, deeply disturbing" by a panel of leading psychologists! The game with four times the violence per pixel than anything else on the market! And he's barely letting me play it at all! Why is it when I tell on you, we both get in trouble? Peter: Go figure, and go fish.
Man, Jason is super selfish! Apparently, if he can’t have fun, no one else is allowed to have fun!