FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 23, 2002

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Paige: The school paper is looking for an advice columnist. Peter: So? Paige: So I'm thinking of trying out for the job. Peter: Paige, your just a stupid newbie freshman! What possible good advice could you offer anyone?! Paige: It's not wise to insult a person holding a full can of soda. Peter: Ok, but besides that.