FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 22, 2003
Transcript:
Jason: I look to the north. Marcus: You see 10,000 Orcs charging your fortress, prepared for epic battle. Jason: My elf fires an arrow of +205 devastation. Marcus: Hit! The Orc army is destroyed! Jason: Clearly, Tolkien never played d&d. Marcus: You now see 10,000 Balrogs charging your fortress...
you see 10,000 annoying sisters charging your- RUN MARCUS RUNNNNN