FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 24, 2003
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Transcript:
On TV: In Washington, the justice department today characterized the first, fourth, fifth and sixth amendments to the constitution as "typos." In sports, the NCAA has determined that its annual men's basketball tournament is disruptive to academic schedules and will be abolished. In tech news, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates has challenged Linux creator Linus Torvalds to a winner-take-all steel-cage judo deathmatch. And on the business front, analysts are predicting a major spike in the economy as Paige Fox purchases her back-to-school pimple cream. Paige: Will you stop hacking the CNN teleprompter?! Jason: Wolf Blitzer's about to say "fear me" in Klingon.
There’s a strip in Pearls Before Swine where Pig is watching CNN as this happens.