FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 19, 2003

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Jason: Stop gushing about the movie! You aren't allowed to! Paige: Why not? Jason: The "Lord of the Rings" films are for people like me to love! We memorized the books! We made the web sites! We drew the detailed maps of Osgiliath on our binders! Paige: But Orlando Bloom is my... my... precious. Jason: You aren't sllowed to make Gollum jokes either! Paige: Who's Gollum?