FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 27, 2005

Transcript:

Jason: Hey, how come I got a children's menu and Paige didn't?! Andy: Paige isn't a child. Paige: Ha ha, you're the only child at this table. Jason: Shut up, coral face! Andy: Both of you, knock it off! Paige: Jason is a chi-ld! Jason is a chi-ld! Waitress: Ready to order? Jason: I'll have the spaghetti. Andy: I'll have a cobb salad. Paige: I'll have the spaghetti, also. Waitress: I'm sorry. That's only on the children's menu. Jason: Ha-ha. Andy: Jason, quiet! Paige: Please? I'm only fourteen....