FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 17, 2005
Transcript:
Paige: Nicole, you won't believe it! You know that hunky lifeguard at the pool?! He came over and talked to me today! He was staring into my eyes like crazy! I thought I was gonna die! Person: Paige, you cracked your head on the diving board! Paige: Will you let me tell the story my way?!
I cracked my head open going down a slide one time. And it didnt actually hurt so i did realise that i was bleeding till my friend was like omg ur gonna bleed out