FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 27, 2005

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Paige: I am so not looking forward to school. Jason: Then don't go. Paige: Yeah, right. How am I supposed to get away with that? Jason: Hire someone to go in your place. Paige: I think someone would notice. Jason: Not if it were your exact duplicate. Paige: Then again, school doesn't have you. Jason: Quincy's breath is better than yours, but otherwise...