FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 14, 2006
March 13, 2006
March 15, 2006
Transcript:
Jason: If you bite a jawbreaker and it breaks your jaw, can you sue the candy company anyway? And if it doesn't break your jaw, can you sue them for false advertising? Andy: And to think some parents actually want their kids to be lawyers. Jason: And what about life savers... suppose you are one while you were dying...
ishannon5289 almost 13 years ago
Actually, Lifesavers are named because the whole in the center makes them impossible to choke on if swallowed whole.
ReneeZimbodgi over 12 years ago
You spelled the first hole wrong
gocomics almost 11 years ago
http://www.snopes.com/business/names/lifesavers.asp
evwalt22 about 5 years ago
When I was in third grade I had this joke: A kid is hanging on to the edge of a cliff with his right hand. With his left hand he slowly takes some lifesavers from his pocket. “Don’t fail now.” He says.
Foxtrot snowday ('Sup Roblox peeps) almost 4 years ago
Jason is very literal