FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 07, 2006
Transcript:
Peter: I am Petysseus. Who are you? Paige: I'm a siren. Beware my song. Men who hear it crash their boats into the rocks and perish. Peter: What song do you sing? Paige: It's sort of a Backstreet Boys, 'N Sync and 98 Degrees medley. Peter: Head for those rocks, men! Ramming speed! Paige: Wait! I haven't even turned on the karaoke!
To be completely honest, I would follow Peter and end my life before I heard that song from hell.