FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 13, 2006

Transcript:

Jason: And it's said that if you listen, you can still hear the sound of his beating heart! Paige: Lame. Jason: And there, dangling from the car door's handle, was a bloody metal claw! Paige: Yawn. Jason: It wasn't until they go home that they learned the McCoy Lodge had been burned down 25 years ago! Paige: Face it, Jason. You can't scare me. Jason: And when she opened the closet, all the clothes were polyester! Paige: AAAA! Jason: I just needed to warm up. Paige: Tell me it's not true! Tell me it's not true!