FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 13, 2007
May 06, 2007
May 20, 2007
Transcript:
Peter: If I get straight A's, will you take me out for a big steak dinner? Roger: Sounds fair. Paige: If I get straight A's, will you buy me those shoes I really want? Roger: It's a deal. Jason: If I get straight A's, will you buy me a video game? Roger: You already get straight A's. Sometimes I think if I were really smart, I'd be a little lecss smart.
lightningsnowstorm over 12 years ago
but if that were to happen… He would be a millionaire.
Pelahnar about 12 years ago
When my sister was in high school, my parents offered her money for A’s. Out of a nice thing called fairness, they made me the same offer – despite the fact that, like Jason, I was a straight A student throughout school.
I don’t know how much my sister got, but I was sure paid a lot.
m.l. about 12 years ago
Comics Master almost 11 years ago
My problem too, Jason. Thank GOODNESS for the ice cream stands “Bring in your all report card for a free cone!”
LieutenantCommanderData over 10 years ago
sigh I was about to ask if people really used to give stuff away… then I was reminded I am old too :(… I was talking to a teen and mentioned CDs and she asked me what a CD player was…
Boxo croco says happy derby over 4 years ago
He doesn’t get straight a’s! He gets straight a++++++++++++++’s!
Josequeen over 3 years ago
SHOES?!?!?
UniEevee 9 months ago
That’s Big Nate like of you.