FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 10, 2008

Transcript:

Jason: Every year my teacher makes us give Valentine's Day cards to the whole class. And every year I'm terrified a girl is going to over-analyze something I write and think it's a subconscious expression of love. So this year I've written a computer program to generate Valentine's day cards using all random words. Now there's nothing to interpret. Here, watch - I'll make a card for Brittney Connor... Message: "wish Blue Spatula Ellipse." Jason: And one more for Marry Ellen Lopez... Message: "Rain Several Uneven Possum." Jason: And one for Eileen Jacobson... Message: "You are so cute." Peter: Nothing to interpret, eh? Jason: Hmm. Guess I'll try that one again.... Message: "Jason plus Eileen forever."