FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 01, 2009
Transcript:
Andy: Let's see...One food calorie is the energy required to heat one kilogram of water by one degree celsius...If a child weighs 75 pounds, that's 34 kilograms, of which about 60 percent is water...Normal human body temperature is 37 degrees celsius...Jason, can you come here for a second? Jason: Whatcha need? Andy: I'm trying to get a sense of how much Halloween candy you've eaten.
I would have been born tommaro