FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 28, 2010
Transcript:
TV: You stealthily approach the zombie encampment. Jason: Hold on a sec. TV: You holster your weapon. Jason: Wait! No! TV: You charge forward. Jason: Aaaa! Stop! TV: You have at the zombies. Jason: Pause! Pause! Pause! TV: You begin to dance. Peter: You're still on level one?? Jason: Don't ever play Kinect when you have mosquito bites. TV: Achievement unlocked: all-you-can-eat-buffet.
garfield246 almost 14 years ago
I actually tested that game out at a video game store today. Sadly I don’t have an XBox myself.
jelzap almost 14 years ago
Dont play kinect. Period.
rayannina almost 14 years ago
If Jason doesn’t do something about those zombies fast, he’ll BE the all-you-can-eat buffet!
dataweaver almost 14 years ago
@rayannina: that’s the point, actually.
alviebird almost 14 years ago
Don’t have an XBox.
Don’t want an Xbox.
Or any other game console.
possiblekim almost 14 years ago
Is the achivement for Zombies and the victim is Jason or Peter?
Then again, the achivement is maybe for Peter. and Zombies cannot survived Peter, bottomless onslaught :D
Crabbyrino Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Well, at least they’re getting some exercise…give me an old deck of cards and a couple of pals–love that.
blueeyedtawni almost 14 years ago
hehehe :)
notinksanymore almost 14 years ago
Jason, didn’t you read the instructions? Right arm straight down at your side, left arm angled away from your body pauses the game. Seriously, it is good exercise, if you play the right game. Add some ankle/wrist weights, and you get cardio and strength training without the tedium.
Destiny23 almost 14 years ago
OK, there’s ONE advantage to living in Northern climes – mosquito season is long over! And that game looks like a good way to keep warm on a cold day.
(Will it really interpret arm scratching as waving??)
yumitori almost 14 years ago
Achievements can be for successes, or for spectacular failures.
Congratulations to Jason for unlocking his so early into the game.
josh_bisbee almost 14 years ago
i don’t have enough room between the TV and my bed for anything like Kinect, and my Wii games have movement to a minimal
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 14 years ago
The reason why I won’t go for Kinect. Even Playstation Move would be to deep for my sensibilities.
Colt9033 almost 14 years ago
Don’t matter, getting physical with the machine is nothing. Least get your kids some exercise. When they start putting on jacks to plug their BRAINS into the machines, then i’ll have issues with it.
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 14 years ago
At least PlayStation Move has some tactile feedback in their controls. Sonic Free Riders looks good, but I will wait until the motion-sensing tech gets better, the unit gets cheaper, or both.
Plus, my brother could be getting an Xbox 360 for Christmas-no word if it will be with Kinect.
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 13 years ago
I prefer a controller with buttons. I just can’t see myself playing games on what looks like HAL 9000 if he got to Sesame Street.
singkong2012 over 9 years ago
What game is this?
Clayton72 over 7 years ago
PLAYSTATION RULES
Ωmega almost 4 years ago
THIS IS MY FAVE!